Pleasantries and courtesies responses

[Muldoon]

Just basic pleasantries and courtesies that you would have with any of your friends and coworkers.
Good morning/evening
How is everyone? (random responses from bubbly to sarcastic)
ex: "I miss having a cat on board" if not installed or "The cat left a furball in the (techno-babble) again" if installed.
"I think I have a (techno-babble) malfunction in my (techno-babble), but other than that, fine"

Time to call it a day (random responses)
What should we do today (random responses)

Etc.